Well on the big wreck yesterday, the announcers said it was an uncalled for malicious event. Jr. said he didn't mean it. So the bottom line is he was either pissed off at his own incompetence or he ran out of talent and wrecked all the best cars. I say maybe a little of both. Anyway Elliot Sadler ended up leading after the wreck which is proof the wreck created a fluke. Eliott is the nicest no-talent driver this side of Michael Waltrip. I was very excited that Matt won the race though. How is it that JJ had a horrible car but missed the wreck and got a better finish than he deserved.
Speaking of JJ, I noticed that most of the Johnson lovers bailed on him in the fantasy league and that includes the biggest Johnson butt kisser Stotts who I have to continually teach NASCAR lessons to year after year. Also the biggest Johnson/Hendrick junky bailed on all the hendrick entries except for a Rousch reject. Hey, speed that team looks a lot like an old stud team. Our newest Hendrick band wagon jumper didn't believe too much in the hendrick cars he tauts either. My progeny forgot to hit the save roster button and starts out with one foot in Arkansas, of course that's where Mark is from, so that ain't too bad. The best palyers are starting at the bottom, but that's not too unusual, how many times have I exceeded 500 on a plate race?
Overall a good day, the rain made them drive harder for the whole race.
Old Stud
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Not once but twice? Junior couldn't hit his pit stop twice? Isn't that about the first skill you need to drive in a NASCAR race? Can he even parallel park?
If his aim is this bad, I hate to see the bathroom in his trailer.
Fast Woman
I like Jr. but he should have gotten the paddle from NASCAR instead of a pat on the back saying it is ok. BONEHEAD DALE!
I noticed the Ole Stud bailed on his hero in the 99 car, just like many people bailed on his nemesis -- the reigning champ -- for the same reasons. They were over-priced - especially Edwards. I like the way all of the pre-season articles have already annointed him as the winner of the season before it even started. I am more skeptical.
Jr. should get on his knees every night and thank God for allowing him to hit the genetic lottery by being born with his last name. Otherwise, he would be working at Midas Muffler part time, if his job depended on skill.
Hendrick made a bad move when he called all four of his drivers in to pit just before the rain, and it cost me points with my man, Martin. It's called "weather radar". With all the money they spend, you would think they could at least log on to weather.com during the race (duh!).
I feel obligated to help bring you guys along this year, so I will be distributing SJTs (Speed Junky Tips) throughout the season - FOR FREE. SJT #1: Dump Jr., he is over-priced and way over-rated. SJT #2: SJT #2: You Stewart doubters are gonna pay the price for not listening to me. SJT #3: Whiskey Runner, the only way you can catch up in this session, is to pick the same drivers I have. That will ensure a top 2 finish in this group.
Speed Junky
God cstch SJ, I was hoping that none of you hendrick sycophants would notice that I couldn't put Carl on my team because it would wreck my selection system. However I did notice that the guy who scored first plsce points for you has a t-shirt honoring him hanging in my closet, and the guys you worship by wearing their gear didn't help you at all.
Old Stud
Mr. Stud:
As much as I respect most of your NASCAR rhetoric, I must respectfully point our that your analysis of my wardrobe is as bad as your driver selection last week. For the record, I own a universe of four driver shirts. Two of the drivers were on my team last week, and the other two were over-priced, as I already stated. At least I was loyal enough to select my favorite driver, and you were not -- if loyalty is the new benchmark as you suggest. I won both ways last week.
Speed Junky
SJ,
Sorry to have offended you, but I'm having trouble remembering who your favorite driver is this week. From our Talledega trip, I remember you wearin JG gear, he wasn't on your team, JJ gear, he wasn't on your team, last year you made a comment about "your man Kyle", I don't remember any 5 team stuff, or 14 tean stuff, you must be talking about that orange stuff that now belongs to a rookie. I believe a hat you have that supports one of the drivers on your team has a 6 on it. So I'll stand by my analysis unless you have adopted somebody else or bought new gear. The shirts I own have a 17, 16 and 99 on them. And the 17 won first place for me and you.
Old Stud
The ESPN fantasy stock car website is stupid and lacks any common sense. Do they have an IU grad in charge over there?
If you select 5 people for a roster by clicking on a slot, clicking on their name, and watching their picture load into the screen, is that not enough acknowledgment to show who you want on your roster? Why should you also have to click "save roster"? ...like you wanted to just play around and put names in, but not commit to your decision... yet.
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